all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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