Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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