I hope mine doesn't look like that
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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