If i come over, it means nothing
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
