Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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