Grow some girl-balls and come out already
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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