i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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