you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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