garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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