When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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