Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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