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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.

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• (661): View more from California

  Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat

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