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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  i only shaved half my leg

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  on purpose

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.

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• (+32): View more from Belgium

  this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.

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• (518): View more from New York

  He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here

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