WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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