What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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