The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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