you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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