Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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