Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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