i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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