piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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