6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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