just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Operation Purity has been aborted
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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