Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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