My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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He passed out mid-signature
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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