yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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