Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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