sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
is wine microwaveable?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize