Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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