I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The pigeons can smell the fear
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think a kid would responsible me up
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me