1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.