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(586): View more from Michigan

If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?

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YES

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(586): If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct? (313): YES http://tfl.nu/udyu

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(763): View more from Minnesota

My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.

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(763): My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats. http://tfl.nu/m7i1

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(706): View more from Georgia

So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.

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I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?

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Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.

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(706): So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator. (404): I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer? (706): Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out. http://tfl.nu/p10m

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(310): View more from California

Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.

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(310): Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary. http://tfl.nu/o8eq

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(519): View more from Ontario

who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line

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(519): who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line http://tfl.nu/dt51

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.

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(570): there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line. http://tfl.nu/z4vy

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(505): View more from New Mexico

you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.

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(505): you were trying to give my penis an indian burn. http://tfl.nu/5vh0

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.

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(732): Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night. http://tfl.nu/1hz1

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(205): View more from Alabama

TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.

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better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.

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(205): TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush. (205): better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush. http://tfl.nu/xveq

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(845): View more from New York

her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.

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(845): her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together. http://tfl.nu/creu

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(708): View more from Illinois

Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!

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I just puked in my drinking hat.

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(708): Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending! (207): I just puked in my drinking hat. http://tfl.nu/2gwn

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(907): View more from Alaska

You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you

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(907): You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you http://tfl.nu/r2n8

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(210): View more from Texas

We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.

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(210): We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do. http://tfl.nu/emf3

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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.

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(404): I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special. http://tfl.nu/228x

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like

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(920): We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like http://tfl.nu/fep0

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