I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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