I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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