My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So vagazzling was a success
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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