Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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