Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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