i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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