We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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