If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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