We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just gift wrapped bread.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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