id be glad to
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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