I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
i've created a new STD.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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