thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The struggles of a small town man whore
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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