Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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