last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
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