i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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