the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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