Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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