Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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