I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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