I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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