We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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