The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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