covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My breasts were aching with rage.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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