WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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