I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
