i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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